zondag 25 september 2011

I wasn't THAT drunk.

Dude, you...
...were standing in my fireplace yelling 'DIAGON ALLEY!'


...gave a sock to a midget and cried 'DOBBY, YOU'RE FREE!'

...were hugging an old man with a beard crying 'DUMBLEDORE, YOU'RE BACK!'

...took my parakeet, threw it at my piggybank and yelled 'ANGRY BIRDS!'

...were in my closet screaming 'THE PASSAGE TO NARNIA HAS BEEN SEALED!'

...took out a kitchen knife and made me throw fruits at you, yellling 'FRUIT NINJA!'

...threw a tennisball at my gecko and said 'CHARIZARD, I CHOOSE YOU!'

...were hanging off a cliff, singing 'I'M ON THE EDGE OF GLORY!'

...ran into a wall saying 'PLATFORM 9 AND 3/4!'

...wrapped a five dollar bill around your penis shouting 'FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LOOOONG!'

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